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this account is a joke

daruis:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason


8ayonetta:

REBLOG if ur a HONGRY BOTCH and u DONT GIVE A FUCK what anyone says 


mindofanursingstudent:

When you buy an expensive book for class, but you never use it.

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk)


singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin


lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte)


cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

(Source: fingerblaster113)


clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

(Source: livenights)

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

(Source: CNN)