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this account is a joke

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

image

oh

(Source: heteroh)

Tumblring on my phone
who are you texting?
nobody
what are you doing then?
nothing

(Source: softwaring)


unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(Source: ivegotwarinmind)


perriesbabes:

perriesbabes:

do you ever just lay in bed thinking about your life then want to cry because you don’t know where you’re going in terms of having a successful future

it’s funny when you have a little meltdown then in 30 seconds go back being totally fine goodnight guys I love u and me


hotboyproblems:

i really don’t want to get out of bed i just want to sleep for a couple of days