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Aug 19

[video]

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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(via bastille)

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

(via surprisebitch)

penis-hilton:

neptunain:

da vinci didn’t draw big honkers on the mona lisa cause he was more of an ass guy according to an art history book I’m writing

[video]

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr, via yolucas)

turnthatcherry:

ruthless

turnthatcherry:

ruthless

(Source: twitterscreencaps, via kamilamb)

(via m0rtality)

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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