When you buy an expensive book for class, but you never use it.
i have three moods
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Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
i could use a good laugh
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Maybe I am maybelline
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how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that? —
I am going to reblog this quote every year.
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when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
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is this supposed to be artistic? this woman is drowning in mud. call the police
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