do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
Not the time for a dad joke.
da vinci didn’t draw big honkers on the mona lisa cause he was more of an ass guy according to an art history book I’m writing
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
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masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
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